New Ball’eans

Lonzo_alone_pels.0.jpgPhoto Credit: Silver Screen and Roll

The Ball Family is going to take over New Orleans. Someone should go trademark “New Ball’eans” right now and start printing off t-shirts. So here’s how it goes down.

Anthony Davis wants out of New Orleans. The Pelicans trade him to LA for Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram, Lance Stephenson, and Michael Beasley, which works out according to ESPN’s NBA Trade Machine. LaMelo Ball declares for the draft in 2021 and the Pelicans scoop him up. Imagine Ball in the Family playing out in New Orleans, one of the most electric cities in the United States.  I believe LaMelo Ball can play in the NBA. He is 6’5 with great length and still growing at only 17 years old. His game resembles his older brother Lonzo. He has great court vision and is a capable 3 point shooter. Once the Pelicans draft him its New Ball’eans time!

If the Ball bros team up in New Orleans, the Pelicans should keep Lance Stephenson, Michael Beasley, and go out and sign JaVale McGee and JR Smith. That roster would make the greatest reality TV show of all time and it NEEDS to happen. If it does happen, someone needs to cut me a royalty check for the all the New Ball’leans shirts the Big Baller Brand will sell.

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